Girls who participate in theater.
Fucking love them.
Challenge failed.
Talking about playing Slender Hospice at night.
B: You have to play it at night, under the sheets.
A: Don't you mean, under the blankets? I have a really think blanket.
B: Yeah, just make sure it is dark.
A: Challenge accepted.
Later that night...
(12: 00AM) Turns on laptop, downloads game, and boots it up. Gets under a blanket in my dark room.
A: This doesn't look to bad. It's not even scary. I can't believe people are scare of this.
-Picks up a note. Eerie music starts. Nothing.
-Picks up another note. Eerie music gets slightly louder. Nothing.
-Picks up third note. Music intensifies. Nothing.
(12: 05AM) This game is lame, I haven't seen him yet.
-Picks up fourth note. Music is creepy as shit now. Nothing.
-Picks up fifth note. Music is horrifying. Nothing.
(While turning a corner.)
A: I'm about to win, and I haven't even seen sle...
Slenderman appears on screen, his face directly in my field of vision.
(Whilst shitting pants)
A: HOLY SHIIIIIT!!!
Jumps up, throws off covers and turns the light on. Hits the "quit button" repeatedly.
I'm done with this damn game. Stupid piece of shit.
Lebenshlakaschitzseshatz
Ted: Victoria seems like a great girl, why wouldn't you want to marry her?
Klaus: Victoria is a wunderbar...there is a word in Germany, lebenshlakaschitzseshatz, and the closest translation would be "life long treasure of destiny." Victoria is wunderbar, but she is not my lebenshlakaschitzseshatz. She's my bilahalagenshufajegoskof...it means the thing that is almost the thing that you want, but it's not quite. That is Victoria to me.
Ted: How do you know she's not lebenshlakaschitzseshatz? Maybe as the years go by she'll get lebenshlakaschitzseshatz...ier?
Klaus: Lebenshlakaschitzseshatz is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin...have you ever felt this way about someone?
Ted: ...I think so.
Klaus: If you have to think about it, you have not felt it.
Ted: And you're absolutely sure you'll find that someday?
Klaus: Of course. Everyone does eventually...you just never know when or where.
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